Alright,
alright, I know this is cruel. These
guys can’t help it, at least not in those days before Accutane. And, heck, some of them were probably just teenagers
anyway. All in all, they’ve already
suffered enough, without me piling on here.
So, let’s
jump right in!
No
zits. Instead, we’ve got something
else. This reminds me of that scene in This Is Spinal Tap, where David and
Nigel do an interview with very prominent er, um … things – like Billy here.
And, yes, you have seen him before.
No zits. But aren’t those the most prominent freckles
you’ve ever seen? No, no. I mean the guy on the left.
Jim McGlothlin pitched for nine years, mostly with the Angels and Reds. He got in an All Star game with the former and two World Series with the latter. Tragically, he died of leukemia at the extremely young age of 32, a little over two years after his final game.
Okay,
zits.
More
zits. As if it wasn’t enough to be named
“Zoilo.”
Zoilo
Versalles may have been the most obscure MVP in the history of MLB. Though Zoilo did lead the league in runs,
doubles, and triples, he did it with a league-leading 666 at bats. He also led the league in strikeouts. His .272 average didn’t even make the top
ten.
He may
actually not have been the best player even on the Twins. Teammate Tony Oliva finished first in the
league in average and hits.
More Zoilo right here.
More Zoilo right here.
Zits plus
a rather unusual skin tone. With the
latter oddly matching the shirt.
And here's our Dave in a little happier moment.
Zits, definitely
of the teenager variety.
Bob
Nelson, known more commonly as “Tex” (and also called the “Babe Ruth of
Texas”), was a classic bonus baby gone bad.
Starting at age 19, he was on the O’s roster for three seasons – batting
.205 in 122 at-bats – before they could send him down.
Another
teenager.
Fred
Newman is an actor, a basketball player, a Marxist-Leninist philosopher – and a baseball player. Oh, wait a minute. I think these might be separate guys.
All I can
say is, “poor guy.”
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Jim McGlothlin was a favorite player of mine as a kid. Maybe because we shared the characteristic of a heavily freckled face. Imagine my shock when I saw his obituary one week in The Sporting News. In those days they didn’t publicize when a person had cancer, so the news came completely from out of the blue. It was one of the first celebrity deaths to ever personally hit me hard.
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