Anyway, shield your eyes, grab those armrests, open wide (those eyes) and let’s take a look at some pretty serious pearly whites …
I associate this Hall of Famer with home runs (he led the NL seven straight years) and malapropisms (see here for a great list), not with such dazzling dentition.
Holy sodium fluoride! Looks like Willie went to the same dentist.
Willie Crawford played for 14 seasons, all but two with the Dodgers. A bonus baby, Crawford never really lived up to his potential. He never managed 500 at bats in a season, or 100 homers for his career.
More like “Don Demented,” if you ask me. This is actually a pretty nice portrait of Don. He was a rather strange looking dude. You’ll be seeing more of him, I guarantee.
Don Demeter
was not a bad ballplayer. He was up in
the bigs for 11 seasons, hitting 20 or more homers four times. His best year was 1962, when he batted .307,
with 29 homers and 107 RBIs.
So, how about another look at ol' Don?
So, how about another look at ol' Don?
I tried to make my mouth do this, but I just couldn’t. That’s quite a talent Eddie’s got – being able to show your molars when you crack a smile.
Eddie Robinson's one of those baseball lifers. Overall, he's been in baseball 65 years, and played or worked for all of the original AL teams. Check out his book right here.
It’s not easy showing this expanse of ivory and still making it look like you’re not really smiling.
* - author has this card
The title? It's from an REM song.
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