Yup, ears. The latest
in bioelectromechanical marvels.
And, just like satellite dishes, these ear things come in
many shapes and sizes. Which means we’ll
have plenty of things to make fun of here in this post. Alright, let’s get started …
Not too bad.
I like this guy.
Somehow, Vic Davalillo managed to parlay a 5’7”, 150-pound frame into a
16-year major league career. And that
includes a Gold Glove, an All Star appearance, and tying the record for pinch
hits in a season (since broken).
He was also the oldest player in the bigs for four years in
a row. Which, of course, is nothing
compared to his playing until age 50 in the winter leagues in his native
Venezuela.
Davalillo was a huge star there, by the way, with a ballpark and the winter league MVP award named for him. He was also part of the inaugural class for the Venezuelan Baseball Hall of Fame.
Once again, not that bad.
I think it’s their shape that really struck me. Aren’t these things supposed to be bigger at
the top?
I’m afraid there’s not a whole heck of a lot out there on Dill Billman. Seems he was up for only two
years, finishing with a pretty forgettable 7-12 record. Things did start out very well for him
though. He began his career with 12
straight shutout innings and four straight wins.
Not sure what happened after that. Similar players include Jim Golden,
John Gabler, and Sweetbread Bailey. Baseball-reference.com says nothing about any nicknames for Bill, but I think "Pickles" would have been perfect.
Still not totally bad.
Ray Sadecki was not a bad pitcher. He was up for 18 years, won 20 once, and picked
up the win for the Cards in the first game of the ‘64 World Series. He was also once traded straight up for Hall
of Famer Orlando Cepeda.
Now, I’m not saying that Ray was a good pitcher either. In
fact, his sole league-leading exploits include losses once and errors
twice. He also wrapped up his long
career by playing for six teams in two years.
Ah well. Let’s just
say his career was “mixed.”
Okay, bad. Real bad.
Not unlike John’s baseball career. John David Donaldson was a middle infielder
who somehow managed to notch six years in the bigs, though finishing with a
.238 average and only four homers.
Interestingly, John is a native Charlatan … er, I mean Charlottean. What I mean is, he was born in my hometown of
Charlotte, NC.
It’s not an uncommon name, so I wasn’t surprised to find 13
John Donaldsons out there on Wikipedia.
I did learn, though, that another one of them was also a baseball
player. John Wesley Donaldson was an
African-American pitcher who played before the Negro Leagues were formed. It sounds like he may have been legitimate
Hall of Fame material, but unfortunately there simply isn’t enough
documentation of his talents.
Bad plus seriously dopey expression.
Wikipedia tells me that Mike de la Hoz was "primarily a utility player." And that means that, over nine years, he never got more than 200 at bats in a single season. Similar ballplayers include Lou Stringer, Ollie Bejma, Heinie Schuble, and Herb Plews (!!!).
I might have to give Mike his own post. The guy accounted for some seriously bad baseball cards.
Don’s nickname was “Earflap.”
Don Money was – honestly – not a bad ballplayer. He was a four-time All Star and led his
league’s third basemen in fielding three years.
Over a 16-year career, he tallied over 6,000 at bats.
After hanging up his spikes, Don managed in the Milwaukee
farm system for over ten years. He is
currently a special instructor for the Brew Crew. He was inducted into their Walk of Fame in
2005 (I have no idea if brats and brews
– let alone kielbasa and kapusta – were involved).
Alright, time for some controversy ... Wikipedia says Don’s real nickname was “Easy”
[groan]. Baseball-reference.com says it
was “Brooks.” C’mon, what was it? (My money is on "Earflap.")
Wow! Weird dude. Ears, expression, stick figure body. You might be seeing more of him in this blog.
The stick figure body I can account for. Hamilton was 6’6” and 190 lbs.
He actually played in the NBA for two years. In fact, he’s one of only two people who have
played in a World Series and an NBA final.
Extra points if you can name the other one. Hint, hint: He had big ears too. Answer below.
Sideburns are in, I know.
They’re really not for everyone, though, Mike. Sometimes, they draw too much attention to
… Ah, never mind.
Mike Thompson makes John Donaldson, Bill Dillman, and Ray Sadecki look like first-ballot Hall of Famers. Thompson, a pitcher, finished with a remarkable 1-15 record. That’s an .063 winning percentage, folks! And that number kinda makes Mario Mendoza look like Babe Ruth.
Not sure what’s going on here. Doyle’s ear seems to cover
almost as much square footage as the brim of his hat. Also, not sure what happened to his left
ear. Honestly, it’s all just a total
mystery.
Doyle Alexander may be the best ballplayer in this post. He played for 19 years, finishing just under 200 wins. Well-traveled, he notched wins against all 26 ball clubs then in existence.
The postseason wasn’t so kind to him however. Over 29 innings, Doyle compiled an 0-5 record
and a 8.38 ERA.
Debated putting George and Doyle in Separated at Birth.
You’ve met George Stone before, where I made fun of his expression. Not much else to say about this guy, I’m afraid.
Unsurprisingly, we’ve got another super common name here. Wikipedia lists ten George Stones, including an outfielder, a drummer, an Irish archbishop, a British socialist and journalist, and an American arms collector and author.
* - author has this card
Answer: GeneConley
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